Not having much personal success at present, I decided to seek some vicarious glory through snail racing.
My molluscular acquisition, racing under the name of Les Cargo, was doing very well but hadn't actually won anything, so I decided that losing a bit of weight might help him and removed his shell.
Unfortunately, this just made him sluggish.
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This has been voted the corniest joke of 2016 by the Beesleys. Made us all laugh!
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