This tickled me, whilst reading the instructions on how to get to one event

Sign-Posting: There won't be any signs. If you are on A640 and going in the right direction, you can't miss the assembly area. If you can't find it, orienteering isn't the sport for you.

Especially as I missed my turning to get to my orienteering event at Arnside Knotts on Saturday morning. I paid better attention to my map later on, so much so that I'm now sporting a lovely set of scratches across my face and upper lip where a tree failed to move out of my way.

Not good, when you're 'front of house' on the registration desk at the Cross Country race the following morning. The polite ones didn't ask if it was drink-related!

TF